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Steel Toe Dick EP

by Pocklenocky

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1.
Hard Cry 04:05
And I was walking outside when I fell into a shoe I fell into a shoe ????? say ? Froggy call that name Its name was… SHIT Ehaha There was a rubber ducky floating in the shoe It was made of shit and I called it poo I fucked your ass Before I fucked it, I fell into another shoe Ahhhh Woahah Ohhwhh Eeee (?? ??/My parent fucked me) There was a bee that stung my right ass cheek Aaaaah Aaah I was thinking of you when you fell into my head A bee stung me in the side of my bed Then all of a sudden my dog fucked your wife Buhhhh The day was looking up on a Tuesday When my right tooth fell out of the sky and then I fucked it I fucked it so good But first, you gotta fuck those titties man, You gotta fuck those titties! The shoe I fell into Was not ????????? I fucked its ass naked Shit on my porch Shit on my shoes Shit on my legs I try to clean it off… With my dead dog that fucked your wife There was a ferret and (I don’t know where/Out of nowhere) So I went to Missouri And I ate some croutons That tasted like jelly And then some Ramen too… Ramen Heyyyyyyy Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Let’s go! Time to fuck! Time to fuck! Time to fuck! Time to fuck, woah! [Lyrics are too quiet to decipher] Waaaaaayy
2.
Hard Cry 2 06:38
(Gibberish) Fuuu I fucked it I fucked it I fuuuuuu I shit on a pigeon Before I fucked its mom And puked in its fucking mouth until it died I had a shoe the other day I wore that shoe, a size 12 shoe, on my dick I had a steel toed dick A steel toed shoe A steel toed boot ??? Motherfucking shoe I fucked it I had 18 babies Their name was “Toby Keith” I fucked it His name, he was “de de de de de de” fuck it (Mother/??) ??????????????? Seven puppies died in a fire I ripped its arms off And then I grabbed a pigeon and I fucked it and I… Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh Nush nosh nesh nosh neesh nosh (Eeeh!) Nogneenognee Nogneenognee Dh! Wooooeyuh I had a seal It was a navy seal I didn’t like the military very much Tried on those slippers the other day But my grandmother… She tried them first Before I had to go to O-O-O-Ohio When I went to Ohio, I fucked my cousin in its ass Her name was “Peter” Pohoho And then I grabbed a shoe, a steel toed shoe, and then I fuuuuu Steel toe dick Uhh! (laughter) Woah (Say your prayer) Woah (Say your prayers) For the way [this could be incorrect], oh motherfucking woooooah hey oh ?????? ???? When the dick gets tough (????) When the dick gets tough (????) When the going gets fucked (????) When the going gets fucked We oh way oh wayyyyyy ????? I climb over a mountain I climb over a mountain, yeaaaahhhh I fucked my cat I fucked my cat And then I fucked my cat (too/or two) And then I fucked the slippers on his feet I fucked the slippers on his feet I had a ??? There was a needle going up my ass And then I fucked it in a shoe, baby Fucked it a steel toed shoe, baby Oh mama my laaaaaaaay Figaro Figaro Steel toed cock Buh (Gibberish)
3.
Hard Cry 3 07:33
A wuh??! (Gibberish) And I was walking down the street the other day Where my cousin fucked a pigeon on the street [this part may be incorrect] There was a whore I run until I fucked it I put up a shoe up in my ass And I ???? My legs felt like ?? Like ?? Like shit I can’t… Hehea I (put/fucked) my ass into it I fucked my shit into it ???’s fuck my shit And then I fucked (its/his) kids Fucked the crayons too Shit on a ???? Shit on the kids making ????? with my Adidas Adidas Adidas I fucked a chicken I fucked a chicken I fucked a chicken in his ass ???????? ??????????????? ?, ?, fuck, ? ? ? ? (could be “1, 2, 3, 4”) I don’t know what you’re thinking about (gibberish) But I know it ain’t about trout (My dick) It ain’t about my diiiiiickkkkkokppkpppPPPPOEIOJAJOIEFAOIJESAFJOI UUUUUUUUGH (Crying/singing) ???????????????????? (Gibberish) ???? ????????? (most likely gibberish) ?????? (Gibberish) I couldn’t keep it up (Gibberish) Jack off in a cup (Gibberish) Jar of Lysol disinfectant spray (Fucked a rabbit) And I drink it every night (Fucked a penguin) (Fucked a giraffe) Fucked a giraffe Cock fucking dick Shock [could also be “short” or another word] fucking cock Dick (shitting/chicken) fuck Fuck cock dick ??? motherfucking cock Listen, you stupid fuck! Parrot in my backyard Parrot fuck Shove a DVD in my butt (What!? What!?) (Gibberish) Schtickabuckagah! Stick a fucking ???! ?? ?????????? motherfucking ah, ooh, ah, eeeh, ?????????? ??? (laughter) ?????? And I make you feel so alive (????) And you feel like dying (aaaaaaah) I got chicken in my backseat The car fox doesn’t like it He thinks it’s unhealthy but I tell him that it’s good for me (And you know what?) I fucked Jamaica in its ass and then I fucked my grandmother (laughter) I went to Jamaica and saw the grandfather I fucked her mother I fucked my sister I fucked her dad and I fucked her uncle No, let me do it again AAAAAH! (uh huh) (Gibberish) AHHUH! (PUH!) GGGDDGDDDGDGDGDGDGDD!!! Ahhh! EHHh! ???! (????!) Ahoo COCKUH! Bleegck! Guuuah! (Painful laughter) COCKAPUTCHAPUTCHACOCKAGCAAAAH! (A cockle-)For dinner fucking, For dinner fucking shit! ??? fucking (laughter) Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit fucking ???? (Gauuuuh!) Guahh! Guahh! Eeeh! Weghh! Cockuf! Gagubluh! Blllleegh! (Horse cock fucking in my asshoooooole aaaahh) That’s a wrap!!!!!!!!!!! (AKknnfenjlauahhu!) Wrap!!!!
4.
Hard Cry 4 09:35
(Laughter) (Oh my fucking god) (Sneezing) (Laughter) There was a cement mixer that plowed into my asshole (laughter) Should we start that over using that same line? No, keep going, keep going My dick was the size of a clown car Never knew (laughter) that it could get that big But I try I pulled a cabinet up into my asshole [this could be incorrect] But then the dishwasher turned on and fucked me into straight his ass My cousin looked at me right in the eye And tried to tell me not to fuck his pussy yeaaaahhh (mother/was a/???) I told my sister “Look baby, I’ve never fucked a pigeon before…” She knew that the day was coming up The day was coming up for me to fuck a pigeon Bowwwwwwww I’m still looking up!!! [This may be incorrect] ??? ??? ?? ?? (sneezing) It’s all a-okay when it’s alright [This may be incorrect] By the time I drove to Jamaica, I found my sister’s penis I looked at my aunt’s dick and said To myself that she (got/had) a dog up her ass and cock up her sinner dick Walked down (laughter)! [This may be incorrect] She had a pain up my ass (laughter) She said “look at those boat shoes that she found in a basement of the day when I fucked its shit in a aaa(ss)!” (Gibberish) I remember I wore a striped shirt that day and some Skittles in my pocket And a shit in my face and a (fucker/fuck her) in the aaaaaay ohh ayyyy And I fucked it in his ass And I fucked it in his ass I climbed up a tree And I saw a bird flew by Dick was in my brain and was waiting to lodge out of my ears Out of my ears Out of my mouth Out of my nose On my dick In my eyes On my legs In my knees On my elbows and fuck my teeth And then I handed it to my sister and she fucked a big dick! I been saving those boots for ???? I been sucking on them boots (Gibberish) Nogneenognee And I fuck it in its ass (Gibberish) Saying my name (Gibberish) Some bank of shit (Gibberish) (Death sounds) (Say it all/same old) shtdiiiiiiii! And a one, two, ready, GO! (Hello? Hello? Hello?) (Gibberish)!!!! Fleh!! I feel it in the air!! (Geh!! Ugh! uGHHHH!) Yeaaahh! (Argyrgh!) I went to Atlanta, went to Atlanta and then a [Everything here except “Panda” is undecipherable] (in my ear) There’s a bird on my shoulder (Ayyy) His name was “Have An Ice Cold Beer” He told me that there’s nothing to fear (Wahhh! Awh fuck!) And he was right, oh god he was right! But I don’t know… I hate snow… EEEEEH! (Gibberish) The fuck is this? I told my sister that she was a cunt and so I fucked it in its ass and then I shit And so I was walking outside and then I slammed into a shoe! Slammed into a shoeeeee! ?????????? ???? Its name was (its name was) SHIT It was a me ???? my right ass cheek Aaaahhh (aaahh) Aaaah And I fell into my head and I fell into my hauhau (dadadadadadadada) His dick was aahhhhh and I fucked your wife (my dog fucked your wife) Oh, ohhhhh ohhh! Ohhhh (Aaheeaaeeeeaah!!!) Woooooooo! Kkkkkkckckckccccccccc! Pknknknknknkn! (Sneezing) Dgggdggdgd! (Woop!) (Sneezing) noitcA noitcA noitcA Cguk! Oh shit! (laughter) Bppooow muthaf! It’s over! (It’s done) It’s all over It’s all over It’s all over It’s all over It’s all over

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released December 15, 2015

crab apple - vocals, percussion
cork apple - guitar, vocals, percussion

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