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1. |
Hard Cry
04:05
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And I was walking outside when I fell into a shoe
I fell into a shoe
????? say
? Froggy call that name
Its name was… SHIT
Ehaha
There was a rubber ducky floating in the shoe
It was made of shit and I called it poo
I fucked your ass
Before I fucked it, I fell into another shoe
Ahhhh
Woahah
Ohhwhh
Eeee
(?? ??/My parent fucked me)
There was a bee that stung my right ass cheek
Aaaaah
Aaah
I was thinking of you when you fell into my head
A bee stung me in the side of my bed
Then all of a sudden my dog fucked your wife
Buhhhh
The day was looking up on a Tuesday
When my right tooth fell out of the sky and then I fucked it
I fucked it so good
But first, you gotta fuck those titties man,
You gotta fuck those titties!
The shoe I fell into
Was not ?????????
I fucked its ass naked
Shit on my porch
Shit on my shoes
Shit on my legs
I try to clean it off…
With my dead dog that fucked your wife
There was a ferret and (I don’t know where/Out of nowhere)
So I went to Missouri
And I ate some croutons
That tasted like jelly
And then some Ramen too… Ramen
Heyyyyyyy
Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Let’s go!
Time to fuck!
Time to fuck!
Time to fuck!
Time to fuck, woah!
[Lyrics are too quiet to decipher]
Waaaaaayy
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Hard Cry 2
06:38
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(Gibberish)
Fuuu
I fucked it
I fucked it
I fuuuuuu
I shit on a pigeon
Before I fucked its mom
And puked in its fucking mouth until it died
I had a shoe the other day
I wore that shoe, a size 12 shoe, on my dick
I had a steel toed dick
A steel toed shoe
A steel toed boot
??? Motherfucking shoe
I fucked it
I had 18 babies
Their name was “Toby Keith”
I fucked it
His name, he was “de de de de de de” fuck it
(Mother/??)
???????????????
Seven puppies died in a fire
I ripped its arms off
And then I grabbed a pigeon and I fucked it and I…
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh
Nush nosh nesh nosh neesh nosh (Eeeh!)
Nogneenognee
Nogneenognee
Dh!
Wooooeyuh
I had a seal
It was a navy seal
I didn’t like the military very much
Tried on those slippers the other day
But my grandmother…
She tried them first
Before I had to go to O-O-O-Ohio
When I went to Ohio, I fucked my cousin in its ass
Her name was “Peter”
Pohoho
And then I grabbed a shoe, a steel toed shoe, and then I fuuuuu
Steel toe dick
Uhh! (laughter)
Woah (Say your prayer)
Woah (Say your prayers)
For the way [this could be incorrect], oh motherfucking woooooah hey oh
??????
????
When the dick gets tough (????)
When the dick gets tough (????)
When the going gets fucked (????)
When the going gets fucked
We oh way oh wayyyyyy
?????
I climb over a mountain
I climb over a mountain, yeaaaahhhh
I fucked my cat
I fucked my cat
And then I fucked my cat (too/or two)
And then I fucked the slippers on his feet
I fucked the slippers on his feet
I had a ???
There was a needle going up my ass
And then I fucked it in a shoe, baby
Fucked it a steel toed shoe, baby
Oh mama my laaaaaaaay
Figaro
Figaro
Steel toed cock
Buh
(Gibberish)
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3. |
Hard Cry 3
07:33
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A wuh??!
(Gibberish)
And I was walking down the street the other day
Where my cousin fucked a pigeon on the street [this part may be incorrect]
There was a whore
I run until I fucked it
I put up a shoe up in my ass
And I ????
My legs felt like ??
Like ??
Like shit
I can’t…
Hehea
I (put/fucked) my ass into it
I fucked my shit into it
???’s fuck my shit
And then I fucked (its/his) kids
Fucked the crayons too
Shit on a ????
Shit on the kids making ????? with my Adidas
Adidas
Adidas
I fucked a chicken
I fucked a chicken
I fucked a chicken in his ass
????????
???????????????
?, ?, fuck, ? ? ? ? (could be “1, 2, 3, 4”)
I don’t know what you’re thinking about (gibberish)
But I know it ain’t about trout (My dick)
It ain’t about my diiiiiickkkkkokppkpppPPPPOEIOJAJOIEFAOIJESAFJOI
UUUUUUUUGH
(Crying/singing)
????????????????????
(Gibberish)
????
????????? (most likely gibberish)
??????
(Gibberish) I couldn’t keep it up (Gibberish)
Jack off in a cup (Gibberish)
Jar of Lysol disinfectant spray (Fucked a rabbit)
And I drink it every night (Fucked a penguin)
(Fucked a giraffe)
Fucked a giraffe
Cock fucking dick
Shock [could also be “short” or another word] fucking cock
Dick (shitting/chicken) fuck
Fuck cock dick ??? motherfucking cock
Listen, you stupid fuck!
Parrot in my backyard
Parrot fuck
Shove a DVD in my butt
(What!? What!?)
(Gibberish)
Schtickabuckagah!
Stick a fucking ???!
??
?????????? motherfucking ah, ooh, ah, eeeh, ??????????
??? (laughter)
??????
And I make you feel so alive (????)
And you feel like dying (aaaaaaah)
I got chicken in my backseat
The car fox doesn’t like it
He thinks it’s unhealthy but I tell him that it’s good for me
(And you know what?) I fucked Jamaica in its ass and then I fucked my grandmother (laughter)
I went to Jamaica and saw the grandfather
I fucked her mother
I fucked my sister
I fucked her dad and I fucked her uncle
No, let me do it again
AAAAAH! (uh huh)
(Gibberish) AHHUH! (PUH!)
GGGDDGDDDGDGDGDGDGDD!!! Ahhh!
EHHh!
???! (????!)
Ahoo
COCKUH!
Bleegck!
Guuuah! (Painful laughter)
COCKAPUTCHAPUTCHACOCKAGCAAAAH!
(A cockle-)For dinner fucking, For dinner fucking shit!
??? fucking (laughter)
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit fucking ???? (Gauuuuh!)
Guahh! Guahh! Eeeh! Weghh! Cockuf! Gagubluh! Blllleegh!
(Horse cock fucking in my asshoooooole aaaahh)
That’s a wrap!!!!!!!!!!! (AKknnfenjlauahhu!)
Wrap!!!!
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Hard Cry 4
09:35
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(Laughter)
(Oh my fucking god)
(Sneezing)
(Laughter)
There was a cement mixer that plowed into my asshole (laughter)
Should we start that over using that same line?
No, keep going, keep going
My dick was the size of a clown car
Never knew (laughter) that it could get that big
But I try
I pulled a cabinet up into my asshole [this could be incorrect]
But then the dishwasher turned on and fucked me into straight his ass
My cousin looked at me right in the eye
And tried to tell me not to fuck his pussy yeaaaahhh (mother/was a/???)
I told my sister
“Look baby, I’ve never fucked a pigeon before…”
She knew that the day was coming up
The day was coming up for me to fuck a pigeon
Bowwwwwwww I’m still looking up!!! [This may be incorrect]
??? ??? ?? ?? (sneezing)
It’s all a-okay when it’s alright [This may be incorrect]
By the time I drove to Jamaica, I found my sister’s penis
I looked at my aunt’s dick and said
To myself that she (got/had) a dog up her ass and cock up her sinner dick
Walked down (laughter)! [This may be incorrect]
She had a pain up my ass (laughter)
She said “look at those boat shoes that she found in a basement of the day when I fucked its shit in a aaa(ss)!”
(Gibberish)
I remember I wore a striped shirt that day and some Skittles in my pocket
And a shit in my face and a (fucker/fuck her) in the aaaaaay ohh ayyyy
And I fucked it in his ass
And I fucked it in his ass
I climbed up a tree
And I saw a bird flew by
Dick was in my brain and was waiting to lodge out of my ears
Out of my ears
Out of my mouth
Out of my nose
On my dick
In my eyes
On my legs
In my knees
On my elbows and fuck my teeth
And then I handed it to my sister and she fucked a big dick!
I been saving those boots for ????
I been sucking on them boots
(Gibberish)
Nogneenognee
And I fuck it in its ass
(Gibberish)
Saying my name
(Gibberish)
Some bank of shit
(Gibberish)
(Death sounds)
(Say it all/same old) shtdiiiiiiii!
And a one, two, ready, GO! (Hello? Hello? Hello?)
(Gibberish)!!!!
Fleh!!
I feel it in the air!! (Geh!! Ugh! uGHHHH!)
Yeaaahh! (Argyrgh!)
I went to Atlanta, went to Atlanta and then a [Everything here except “Panda” is undecipherable] (in my ear)
There’s a bird on my shoulder (Ayyy)
His name was “Have An Ice Cold Beer”
He told me that there’s nothing to fear (Wahhh! Awh fuck!)
And he was right, oh god he was right!
But I don’t know… I hate snow… EEEEEH!
(Gibberish)
The fuck is this?
I told my sister that she was a cunt and so I fucked it in its ass and then I shit
And so I was walking outside and then I slammed into a shoe!
Slammed into a shoeeeee!
?????????? ????
Its name was (its name was) SHIT
It was a me ???? my right ass cheek
Aaaahhh (aaahh)
Aaaah
And I fell into my head and I fell into my hauhau (dadadadadadadada)
His dick was aahhhhh and I fucked your wife (my dog fucked your wife)
Oh, ohhhhh ohhh! Ohhhh (Aaheeaaeeeeaah!!!)
Woooooooo!
Kkkkkkckckckccccccccc!
Pknknknknknkn!
(Sneezing)
Dgggdggdgd! (Woop!)
(Sneezing)
noitcA
noitcA
noitcA
Cguk!
Oh shit! (laughter)
Bppooow muthaf!
It’s over! (It’s done)
It’s all over
It’s all over
It’s all over
It’s all over
It’s all over
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