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You know my first experience with "I No She Wants Me Back" (by Raed Melki) was a good one...
I remembered it right from the start...
(You're listening to Pocklenocky FM!)
Do do do dooo do do do dooooooo
DOojfoijoierg
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Dude Tugs
01:38
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Suckin' a dick
Suckin' a dick
Suckin' a dick
Suckin' a dick
My grandpa fucked me in the ass (Oh yeaaaah)
My grandma fucked me in the ass (Oh yeeeeeaaah)
My neighbor fucked me in the ass
My sister fucked me in the ass
Etc.
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Pickle Icky Huh Pt. I
01:09
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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pickle Icky Huh Pt. II
02:36
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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pickle Icky Huh Pt. III
00:43
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Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hungry Cat
00:04
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Meoww
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There's a dick
There's a dick
There's a dick
There's a bitch
There's a fuck
There's a slut
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"Let's get this goin'..."
Your lipstick, his collar, don't bother angel -
I know exactly what goes on
"AAAH!"
Don't bother trying to explain, angel,
I know exactly what goes on when you're on and
How about I'm outside of your window?
How about I'm outside of your window?
???Details covered
Such a sucker for a sweet talker, yeah
And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head?
This all was only wishful thinking
This all was only wishful thinking
And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head?
This all was only wishful thinking
This all was only wishful thinking...
Let's go...
"What's the second verse?"
"I dunno"
"Yeah!"
"AAAAAHAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGGAGAAGGGGGG"
"EHHHH"
"EHH"
"UHGHG"
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Fart Gulp
01:11
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(Gibberish)
Ey chicken coop!
I have a coupon for fuck
(Gibberish)
Etc.
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(Instrumental)
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Drunk Christmas
00:25
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Silent Night
Holy Night
All is calm
All is bright
Round yon virgin
Mother and child
Holy infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
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"Return the slab or suffer my curse"
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3 Chickens
00:16
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I got...
I got...
I got - big chicken
I got - little chicken
And I got - small chicken
And his name is "Doobie"
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Insanity Pt. I
01:36
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Hehehurheuhhehe
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Insanity Pt. II
01:51
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(Cork Apple drinking water)
(Gibberish)
Etc.
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"Rustling" -
(Backwards sounds)
"If You Ain't Gay" -
If you ain't gay, then I gotta suck your cock
If you ain't gay, then I gotta suck your fuckin' cock
"Sounds Of A Chicken Coop" -
(Muffled curse words)
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A story told by Snap Apple, told to a young man named Lukas, with tidbits of information and noises by Cork Apple.
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Blanket
00:28
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Uh
I got two titties in my bitch
Layin' on the ground, watching all you fuckaz itch
And I've got a blanket and I'm drapin' it in my ass
And I've got a hoe in the gas (Chris Cross!!!!!)
Ugggggggggggh
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UUUGHHHAAA
I'll just sing about a dick or somethin'
One, two, three, aaguh
(Gargling)
(Laughter)
(Gargling)
(Laughter)
Ughhh
Whoaoh yeah
(Coughing)
Eeewhwhewhwhwwwe
(Laughter)
I got four cocks in my ass
Waayyyyyygayayeyy urghubu
Iuuhguht hhuahaaaaaaaah
Weeeeoeooooooooooo
Eeeeeeaaaaaah
UUGHHUGHUHGHhahahahahahehehahe
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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Hhmhmhmhmhmhmmm
(Drinking water)
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Chicken
01:00
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Chicken on my sundae and chicken on my dick
I got a chicken in my pants but nobody has a stick
Chicken on my sundae and chicken on my dick
I got some chicken and it's all a stick
My name is Chicken Steven and I like dick too
Everybody's stickin' on my dickin' nickin' mickin'
What's going on in this chicken in my dick?
Chicken in my dick
There's chicken in my dick
Dick on my chicken
Chicken on my dick
I got stick up my ass but nobody cares
Stuckin' on my dick
Turkey on my stick
Everybody's suckin' and there's turkey in the chicken
What's goin' on?
My belly button's fuckin'
Everyone's suckin' but my belly button's fuckin'
We don't know what's goin' on but everybody's fuckin'
Cuz the midget's suckin' and my turkey's fuckin'
Kurkey, turkey, lurkey, dick
Chicken on my dick but there's no dick dick
Legs on my bitch
Eggs on my gitch
Everybody's eggs on my fuck what yeah
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The Driving Jam
01:42
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(Vocal noises)
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Shimmy Shimmy Ya
03:14
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Oh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it raw
Oh baby I like it raw
Yeah baby I like it raw
Shimmy shimmy ya shimmy yam shimmy ya
Gimme the mic so I can take it away
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